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Funny SMS Pages 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
GALILEO: Great Mind.
EINSTEIN: Genius Mind.
NEWTON : Extraordinary Mind.
BILL GATES: Brilliant Mind.
ME : Master Mind.
YOU : Never Mind.

What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins,
like pumping and is responsible for making love? It's.............................................HEART.

When I think, I think of you,
when I look, I want to look at you.
I am crazy about you,
even if it seems to become an obsession

She came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
she bit, sucked,
when she was satisfied,
she left, I was hurt...
stupid Mosquito.

Every morning U R the 1st thing that come 2 my mind.
I wish I would start my day with U in my Bed.
I Love Ur Feel to my Lips. U just makes my day.
I Love You. NESCAFE :))

When I C the moon I C U ,
When I C the stars I C U,
when I C the Sea I C U,
get out of the way you are blocking my view.

Take My Eyes but let me c u.
Take my mind but let me think about u.
Take my hand but let me touch u.
But if u want to take my heart,
its already with U.

Friends are like pieces of puzzle. If you lose one ..
it will never be Complete again.
Just want you to know you are one of the pieces,
I cant afford to lose.

My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
(10% Senti and 90% Mental).

I can't predict my future,
i cant cant change my
Past, I have present moment to me
I will enjoy it as my last.

People Live.. People Die..
People Laugh.. People Cry..
Some Give Up.. Some Will Try..
Some Say Hi.. Some Say Bye..
Others mayforget U
but... Never Shall I ;;)

What is the difference between secretary & private secretary?
Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
& private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.

C the sky, U will C God's grace ;
C the rain, U will dance once again;
C the moon ,U will C the depth of the lake;
C the mirror, U will see God's greatest asset.

When U are feeling stressed & about to breakdown
- my friend, just remember STRESSED is just DESSERTS
spelled backwards. It's a piece of cake!!!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U .........Z
the one who invented alphabets was a genius,
but he made a silly mistake by keeping " U " & " I " so far.

ABC: Allways Be Careful;
DEF : Dont Ever Forget (me)
JKLM:Just keep loving Me
NOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well.
ur loving XYZ.

I ask God 2 make U happy,make U smile,
guide u safely through every mile,
Grant u wealth,Give u health,
And most of all give u strong memory so u don't 4get me.

Science has proved that sugar dissolves in water.
So u please dont get wet in the rain,
otherwise i will lose a sweet friend of mine!!!!!!

Dreams visit us when we are asleep - but God is truly wise.
He wakes us each day & gives us every chance
to make our dreams come true.

A friend is a gift, a gift to share.
A gift from a package marked handle with care.
I want u to know that u are one of the best gifts I received.
Take Care.

Night has ended 4 another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May u smile like the sunny rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day

A Girl asks her lover,
will you love me like this after marriage also?
Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!! "
Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green andone is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement ring,
wedding ring,
& ... suffering.

A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That's why it's so special!

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

*I need you... I love you...
I can't go anywhere without you...
Oh my lovely... SHOES !

Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex,
love is respect and trust, accepting
Everyone needs to be loved...
especially when they do not deserve it.

Why do v close our eyes wen v pray,
wen v cry,wen v kiss,wen v dream,
coz d most beautiful things in life r unseen
& felt only by heart...

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes
and that one minute equals 60 seconds,
but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

if u touch & do not feel then its a desire,
if u do not touch & u do not feel the its nothing but
if u do not touch & feel its a $$ LOVE$$.

There are thousands of roses on this world,
even if I gave you every rose to you,
that would not be enough to tell you
how much I love you!

What is a flower without the sun,
what is the earth without the sky.
What am I without you,
that is why I tell you .
I love you

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change,
like a poet needs a pen,but for ME ,
I need you!!

I love two things, a rose and you.
A rose for a short while,
but you the rest of my life

Roses are red and the sky is blue ... and I love you Tears in my eyes
... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you

For the world you are somebody,
but for somebody,
you are the world! Lots of love,

When you get a couple of free movie tickets,
you would not hesitate to think of that special someone.
Then, you are in love.
You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend",
but you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction.
At that moment,
you are in love.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that special someone than other many long e-mails, you are in love. When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the messages in your answering machine because of one message from that special someone,
you are in love.

When you are together with that special someone,
you pretend to ignore that person.
But when that special someone is not around,
you might look around to find them.
At that moment, you are in love.

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting for the call! At that moment, you are in love.


Patience with others is Love,
Patience with self is Hope,
Patience with God is Faith

Whats the difference between a Kiss, a Car, & a Monkey?
A kiss is so Dear,
A car is too Dear,
& the Monkey is you Dear.

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved
-- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. ( Victor Hugo)

The truth is that there is only one terminal dignity-love. And the story of a love is not important-what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. (~ Helen Hayes)

Love is always bestowed as a gift -- freely, willingly, and without expectation.... We don't love to be loved; we love to love. (~ Leo Buscaglia)

"People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy finding excuses for not being what they are capable of being, and not enough energy putting themselves on the line, growing out of the past, and getting on with their lives." (J. Michael Straczynski )


I Wish 4 u;
Gr8 start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No Stress 4 Wednesday
No Worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
Great Fun 4 Sunday
Have a beautiful week

R is for Red
Red is 4 Blood
Blood is 4 Heart
Heart is 4 Miss
Miss is 4 U
U is 4 Me
Me is U
((Miss U))

C the Sky, U will C God's Grace,
C the Rain, U will dance once again,
C the moon, U will C the depth of lake,
C the mirror, U will C Gods Biggest Mistake.

Troubles are like as air,
Luv as air,
Luv as deep as ocean,
friend as solid as diamonds, &
success as bright as gold,
These r Wishes 4 U,
This day and Every Day..


King like money, bee like honey,
but I like u..don't get excited..
i like monkey to.

In times of difficulties, don't ever say"
God I have a big problem" but instead "hey problem I have a big god"
and every thing will be ok." God Bless you".

Remember me day 2 day,
remember me from far wary,
if gravew shall be my bed,
remember me when I am dead.

Laugh like u've never cried, play like u've never lost,
Love like u've never hurt, and live like there is no tomorrow.
Have a "Bindas Day"
every day!!!! (Tension free!!)

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