21.
Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel.
20. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks
of Health. (proving to be very health conscious).
19. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take
bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". Says "Yogurt"
instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi". Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". Says "Free Way" instead
of "Highway".
Says "Got To Go" instead of "Have To Go". Says "Oh" instead
of "Zero",
(for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero
Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps
cribbing every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters),
and counts in Millions.(Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far
as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 49 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk
packet.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed),repeats
"Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then
says X, Y, Zee (but never says Zed).
11.Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY & on watching traditional
DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road
Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if
he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module"
as "Mojule".
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel / Dhaba food.
Few more important stuffs
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of
Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months
of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries
to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
And The Ultimate One
1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or
"When I was in US..."