B4 Bada Apple
C4 Chota Apple
D4 Doosra Apple
E4 Ek aur Apple
F4 Fokat Ka Apple
G4 Gol Apple
H4 Ho gaya na pet kharab khaa ke itnse saare apple.
Sacha Deshpremi koun hai....? Socho!! . Socho!! . Thoda Aur Socho!! . The one sitting on an english toilet in an Indian Style!!!!
Mayawati came to Laloo's house with a goat.... Laloo : Iss bhans ko mere ghar kyon layee? Maya: Dikhta nahin ye bakri hai bhans nahin... Laloo: Hum tumse nahin bakri se pooch raha hoon...
A man goes to chemist : I need to buy poison Chemist : I can't sell u that... Man shows his wife's photo Chemist : Sorry! I didnt know u had a prescription!!!
2 men meet both looking 4 their lost wifes... one : What does urs look like? second : she's 5'9 , fair, 36-24-36, blue eye....And Urs? one : forget mine, Lets look for urs...
Marne ke baad hum narak me jaana pasand karenge... poocho kyon? Tum jaise dost Swarg me thodi milenge...
Stars + Moon = Romantic night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day
Forest + Animal = Beautiful World
You + Your Smile = Darna Mana Ha
Ab kuch sher ho jayee.... Kya aankhen hai, kya chehra tumne paaya hai... aisa lagta hai jaise peepal ke ped se bhoot utar aaya hai...
Khuda ke ghar se kuch Gadhe Farar ho gaye... Kuch to pakade Gaye, kuch hamare yaar ho gaye....
Ek dost ne Santa Singh se poocha "yaar tu hamesha
foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta." Santa Singh "yaar kuch bijli unki
bhi kharcha hone do."
2.4 hightech Santa Singh's inventions: Waterproof towel, Solar powered torch, Book on how to read, Pedal powered wheel chair.
3. Why did Santa Singh cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? ... Guess! ... what? ... To avoid side effect!!!
4. Man: Santa Singh! where were u born? Santa Singh: punjab. man: which part. Santa Singh: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
5. Lawyer to Santa Singh: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke Santa Singh :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
6. Ek teacher ne Santa Singh se puchha "akal badhi ya bhais " Santa Singh bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
7. Why was Santa Singh writing the exam near the door? ... bcoz it was an entrance exam.
8. Santa Singh's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool. Santa Singh: give him a glass of water.
9. Santa Singh:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college. Banta: really what is he studying? santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
... And they going on!
|Suddenly one of the employees in an organisation took 10 days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL(project leader) asked for explanation.. The employee said "sir, my mom died unexpectedly"... The PL let it go at that!!!.. After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died.... Then the PL got changed.. After 3 months the same pattern repeated.. And the employee gave The explanation that his mom died. After 3 months same thing again, and this time his father died. This happened repeatedly for 2 years. At the end, one PL checked his past records and told him, "I have caught you red handed, How come in the past 2 years, your mom has died 5 times, and your dad has died five times?" To which the guy said, "Sir, My mom died and my father remarried. Then my father died and my new mom remarried.. Then my mom died and the new father remarried.. This has been going on and on...|
He died ...!
|A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I Told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" "Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it|
pyaar hai !
chalti hai pawan, Because of evaporation.
Kyon jhoome hai gagan, Because of earth's revolution.
kyon machalta hai mann, Because of excessive respiration.
Na tum jaano na hum. But I just gave all the reasons!
Kyon aati hai bahaar, Because of a change in season,
Kyon lutata hai karaar, Because of mental tension.
Kyon hota hai pyaar, Because of opposites attraction.
Na tum jaano na hum. Like I said, these are all science phenomenon!
Kyon gum hai har disha, Because you have a poor sense of direction.
Kyon hota hai nasha, Because of drug addiction!
Kyon aata hai maz! aa, But science gives us all the information.
Na tum jaano na hum. I did my best to explain....
Come on - now get back to work...........
Hiheeee... Anita Gogia (the contibuter)